Mall Road ki Chudail aur Arun ka Birthday Bash – Ek Horror Comedy Hungama!

 "Bhai ye baat un dino ki hai jab hum sab hostel mein reh kar padhai se zyada planning karte the – planning bhoot pakadne ki, doston ki beizzati ki, ya kabhi kabhi surprise party ki… lekin is baar jo plan bana, usme bhoot bhi tha, cake bhi… aur chudail bhi!"

Hamare hostel ka ek dost tha – Arun. Is bande mein ego ka Everest bhar ke tha. Har waqt kehta tha, "Main toh bhoot-voot se nahi darta! Main toh shamshan mein jogging karta hoon!"
Aur hum sab sochte – “Wah bhai, tujhe Olympic medal milna chahiye… bhoot se race mein!”

Toh hua yun ki Arun ka birthday aaya. Humne socha – “Is baar iske ghamand ki aisi band bajayenge ki bhoot bhi claps dega!”

Plan bana:

• Pehle usko bohot saari pila do 🍻

• Fir le chalo usse Mall Road ki infamous chudail spot par

• Aur dekhte hain kitna mard hai!

Raat ke 1 baje, sab friends ne Arun ko birthday wish kiya... aur chaar peg ke baad Arun ne bola:
"Ab tumhara bhai birthday chudail ke saath manayega!"

Record scratch. Silence. Shock.

Sab samjhe ki pegs ne system crash kar diya hai, par nahi bhai – Arun serious tha.

Hum sab usse mana karte rahe, par usne car nikali, cake uthaya, aur chilla ke bola –
"Chalo doston, bhoot bhabhi se milwata hoon!"

Mall Road sunsaan thi. Streetlight ki roshni aur andhera aapas mein guftagu kar rahe the. Arun ne car road ke beech mein roki, cake nikala aur chilla ke bola –
"O chudail! Aaja baby, birthday mana le!"

Aur fir... khamoshi. Gahri khamoshi.

Uski awaaz andhere mein ghul gayi. Hum door car ke paas the… par phir laga jaise wo kuch bol bhi nahi raha, hil bhi nahi raha. Arun literally freeze ho gaya.
Do dost uski taraf bhaage, socha – acting kar raha hoga.

Jaise hi uske paas pahuch ke uske kandhe pe haath rakha… Arun ka chehra ghooma…

Aur bhai sahab!
Uska pura chehra cake se bhara hua tha! Jaise kisi ne zordaar thappad ke saath cake pack diya ho!

Dono dost chillaye –
"Yeh kaam toh chudail ka hi ho sakta hai!"

Teeno daud lagake car tak aaye, aur wahan ka scene aur bhi zyada creepy tha –
Car ke bonnet pe lipstick ke nishaan the... aur ek chhoti si chhitti:
“Happy Birthday, Baby – Tumne bulaya aur main na aaoon? ~ Chudail 😘”

Bhai, us raat ke baad na Arun birthday manata hai, na cake ka naam sunta hai… aur jo bolta tha "Bhoot se nahi darta", ab woh light jaate hi Gayatri mantra start kar deta hai.

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Moral of the Story:
“Doston, birthday chudail ke saath sirf filmon mein accha lagta hai… asli life mein toh sirf cake hi nahi, izzat bhi chali jaati hai!” 😅👻🎂

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